Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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