So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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