Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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