at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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