My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
try to milk me bitch
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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