she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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