Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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