Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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