I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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