Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
