he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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