So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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