I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Couch. On fire.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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