there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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