sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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