Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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