Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I smell like Dick and happiness
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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