under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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