I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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