Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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