Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
