It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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