He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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