in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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