quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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