Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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