ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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