There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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