i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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