I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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