It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
i out mim tonsoeep
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