so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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