do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
P.S. I can't hear my feet
we're making bets on your personal life
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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