Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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