He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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