Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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