I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Boobs are out for the taking
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
