is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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