Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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