that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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