Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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