Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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