ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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