the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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