..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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