Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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