am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
