Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
That accounts for only three of the penises
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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