Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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