I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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